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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22

Probably Time To Go Inside

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 12, 2013 at 4:00PM

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What woman doesn't love the smell of leather?

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In Real Life Lions Look Slightly Less Silly

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 11, 2013 at 4:00PM

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I'm not going to say anything about how she looks like she's about to get a facial.

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I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 11, 2013 at 2:00PM

"My bad, Ms. Frizzle. Gurl, that's a booty valve!"

[via Unique Daily]

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Look They Don't Make Hybrid Hearses, Okay?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 11, 2013 at 12:00PM

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Although next time I'll make sure the coffin is actually closed.

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Let Me Guess. You Got That Skirt In The 70s?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 11, 2013 at 10:00AM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

Omg I have the same one! Except mine's from Brazil. ;)

[via Izismile]

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Fan Favorites: Porn Reenactments

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 10, 2013 at 6:00PM

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As you can see by the random fragment sentence above, Mike suggested a couple of things. But the others were stupid so here you go, Mike! Kiddie porn! Watch Daniel explain what they're reenacting here.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments! And also TRY TO SUGGEST SOMETHING NEW, nerdz.

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Finally He's Got A Good Four Inches

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 10, 2013 at 2:00PM

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"Mom can I pleeeease have Other-Side-Of-The-Tracks Ken??"

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I Must Immortalize This Moment Forever

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 10, 2013 at 10:00AM

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I look at this statue every time I forget how to fart in a can.

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WTFriday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 5, 2013 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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Being A Single Parent In The 21st Century Is Tough

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 5, 2013 at 2:00PM

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Usually their dog skateboards behind them.

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