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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

The Legend Of Old Twistybones

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 21, 2013 at 11:00AM

Ladies and gentlemen, the world's first human M.C. Escher painting.

[via The Chive]

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broken leg

feet

injury

leg

legs

twisted leg

weird leg

wtf

And People Say Men Aren't Good At Multitasking!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 21, 2013 at 10:00AM

This is not what I meant when I said, "Go to the store and bathe Anthony."

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

bath

bathe

cart

dad

kid

man

men

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shopping

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Sweet Crop Top

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 19, 2013 at 4:00PM

He was this close to landing the lead in Silver Linings Playbook.

[via The Chive]

You Can't Wash Something Without Water, Obviously

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 19, 2013 at 2:00PM

For when you want your fabric interior to smell like moldy dog!

[via Break]

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car

hose

inside

out

outside

stupid

video

wash

washing

water

woman

wtf

Even Alien Boyfriends Can't Commit

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 14, 2013 at 2:00PM

To summarize: Ian the octopus man is an octopus man (but is NOT your boyfriend), cat people are highly sexual, that British dude is not convinced, you have a cat grandmother, you have sex with aliens at bus stops (where else would you do it, honestly), briefcase game time, you're friends with The Greys, the British dude makes a bad Grey's Anatomy joke.

[via Barstool]

Tags: 

abduction

alien

boyfriend

cat

octopus

people

Sex

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I Like A Gal With Curves

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 12, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Tramp." – A Mailbox

[via Break]

Interesting Suggestion, E-Harmony

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 11, 2013 at 3:00PM

OK, which one of you is the doctor and which one of you is the lawyer?

[via Cherryplucker]

WTFriday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 8, 2013 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via Picture is Unrelated]

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animation

cat

cats

kittens

meow

video

weird

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WTFriday

Not Sure If I Should Hide My Grandma Or Set Her Up

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 6, 2013 at 2:00PM

He's also in the Large Scale Gardening Project Club but that shirt's lame.

[via I am Bored]

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club

fucker

gardening

grandma

grandmother

mother

shirt

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Heartwarming

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 6, 2013 at 1:00PM

The most troubling part of this is how much Santa looks like Dick Cheney.

[via Izismile]

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