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I Hope You Start An Old-Timey Saloon

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 1, 2013 at 1:00PM

Voted "Most Likely To Assemble A Dick Out Of Various-Sized Stones."

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Voted 'Most Likely To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse'

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 13, 2013 at 3:00PM

What's crazy is this isn't photoshopped.

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High School Was Tough

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 14, 2013 at 3:00PM

"I don't get the joke." -T. Aint.

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Great

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 4, 2012 at 5:00PM

Now go to the nurse and get some replacement sweatpants.

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Most Likely To Succeed

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 6, 2012 at 1:00PM

…at stepping on your balls in the nicest way possible.

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Now THAT'S a Yearbook Quote

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 17, 2012 at 11:00AM

Hey, it's not my fault your marching band makes you wear glitter.

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BREAKING NEWS: Leonardo DiCaprio Is A Woman From The Sixties Named Judy Zipper

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 19, 2012 at 6:00PM

At least this explains his penchant for romantic bike rides.

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Lofty Goals

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 19, 2012 at 4:00PM

She has a dream. And it involves pasta carbonara.

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Sweet Hair, Dude

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 12, 2012 at 1:00PM

Some kids just love attention.  Other kids get plenty of attention but they don't even know it because they have hair grown over their eyes.

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Best Buddies

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 18, 2012 at 5:00PM

John and Ian see your "we're not related" shenanigans and they raise you a couple of adoring side glances.

They're not related either. But they do share a bed.

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