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TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

The Year's Most Popular Post

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 28, 2012 at 6:00PM

If we've learned one thing from the 2012 Blog Awards, it's that you guys can't get enough bad tattoos. Y'all just love 'em!

The year's most popular post was this absolutely terrible Couple's Heart Tattoo, which proves that all you need to do to become internet famous is be young and in love. And really stupid.

Thanks to everyone who voted in this year's awards! I've had a great time working over the holidays.

See you all in 2013… The year I start working out and saving money! Hahahaha.

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The Year's Saddest Person

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 28, 2012 at 4:00PM

Apparently when you get 15 Tattoos of Miley Cyrus, that makes you the year's saddest person. It also makes you Liam Hemsworth's #1 least favorite person, so congrats on winning two titles today, buddy.

Here's to hoping he still likes her now that she's cut off all her hair.

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The Year's Awesomest Tattoo

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 27, 2012 at 6:00PM

You voted, Rimjobs won. Simple as that.

By the way, every time I look at this photo I picture one of them saying, "Hey, let's get friendship bracelets" and the other one saying, "Nah, bro. Let's get something that will last forever." Aww.

Speaking of beautiful moments captured in ink, many of you will be pleased to know that Blowjob Butterfly came in 2nd place. YAY.

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It's the '90s!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 29, 2011 at 1:00PM

Ah, the 1990s! I grew up during the '90s! They were my formative years!

I drank my first beer in the '90s!

Aaaaand…  I don't remember much else.

Good times.

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Best Friends

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 21, 2010 at 4:00PM

When you see two green "Happy birthdays" in a row that's how you know Stuart has died.

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