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Jeremy's thinking of a more subdued television show where people enter rooms and say things. On Tosh.0, we run into rooms and yell them.

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Every Wednesday, I eagerly check the Fan Favorite comments excited to see what suggestions you, our fans — and I like to think, my friends — have left me.

But a lot of times, like any good friend, you guys are total dicks.

Last week, I made a small typo: I wrote "Sorry to day" when I meant "Sorry to say."  Obviously, you ravenous dogs came after me.

Ryan Goosetopher Cunningham commented, "I'm Sorry to day… You can't spel."

Alright, jerk.  I spelled "day" perfectly well.  It's just not the right word.  So you can chill out.

Billy Martin wrote, "Hey mike, 'Sorry to day' you made a spelling error. While some people may say 'it was one letter off, close enough,' I say close only counts in gorseshoes and grandhenades."

Ha.  That one's actually pretty funny.  That's how it's done, Ryan.

Then Danny Haley chimed in saying, "Hey Mike…. This week my pick would be for everyone to see your terrible comedy act. I can't seem to find it on Youtube anymore. But seriously it was awful."

Okay, that doesn't even have anything to do with the typo.  That's just being a dick.  And you know what, Danny, if you want everyone to see my terrible comedy act, they're just going to have to see it in person.  Check my website for dates.  Follow me on Twitter.

All of you jerks should take a lesson from Julia Hays, who not only let my typo slide, but also chose a relevant Fan Favorite AND provided the link for me.

Julia, thanks for your perfectly sensible choice of following up last week's video of Things You Should Never Run Into a Room and Yell with the viewer response video.

That's how it's done.  The rest of you are dead to me.

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Hey, Ben.  Thanks for your suggestion.

As to why you couldn't find the video "Inappropriate Things to Say While Walking into a Room": It's because it's actually titled "Things You Should Never Run Into a Room and Yell."

Sorry to say, Ben, that close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.  And in boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner.

Thanks for your suggestion!

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Daniel proved that there are some things better left unsaid… Even more so in this extended version with even more things you should never run into a room and yell.

Now go ahead and upload your own videos of things not to run into a room and yell below so Daniel can make you famous.  Just like he said on the TV!

I think government should stay away from anything to do with screaming.  We don't believe in being quiet, but I myself a veteran who realized American dream because of my hard work and three jobs, I like to take care of my own vocal chords and get the best warm tea money can buy to take care of my voice box.

It's called capitalism, sir.  Talking in a normal tone of voice does not work.  I am originally from Nicaragua.  I run away from people who talk in a civilized manner.  I realize normal volumes do not work.  Civilized discourse does not work and the death of America will be civilized discourse.

That is so clear, because I came to this country looking for a chance to SCREAM — for the freedom to SCREAM AS LOUD AS I WANT — not for the GOVERNMENT to tell me when to YELL and when to BE QUIET!

I live for America!  I work for America!  And I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!  And I can't stand SPEAKING IN A POLITE TONE!!  I CAN'T STAND WHISPERING!!!  THE ONLY GOOD LIBRARIAN IS A DEAD LIBRARIAN!!!!

You want to say anything more??

[via BuzzFeed]