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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

-Lingerie for men, because nothing soaks up ball sweat quite like lace

-McDonald's breakfast all day? Yes please with a side of hash browns.

-This bear escape looks a lot like a dude holding a piece of cardboard

-15 really bad engagement photos that make me happy I'm UTTERLY ALONE

-Some hot girl's asses, because texting them to one guy is fucking prude

-The best Larry David tattoos… pret-ty pret-ty cool

-A Kim Kardashian clone showed up in Ray-J's video. Thankfully she wasn't pregnant.

-Women are stupid. Here's why.

-Prison reviews on Yelp. May I serve my sentence at Rikers, Your Honor?

-And Obama with bangs.

[photo via HommeMystere]

"The service either needs to be consistently good or consistently bad." -Gleana M.

[via Tastefully Offensive, previously]

"Don't go here. The broiled crab cakes are really good." -Dan B.

[via Laughing Squid]

Why not embrace the fact that your meatball sandwich is terrible?  It worked for Subway.

[via flavorpill]

I've seen the exact same review for my local Applebee's.

[via Reddit]

We highlighted some of our favorite Tosh.Dough reviews during tonight's episode, but there are hundreds more where those came from…

See them all (and write your own) by visiting the Tosh.Dough page on Yelp!

I have mixed feelings about Yelp.

Sure, it can be helpful in finding a restaurant.  But you have to keep in mind that Yelp only expresses the opinions of the kind of person who takes the time to write a review on Yelp.  It's kind of like how the best person you'll find via online dating is someone who had to resort to online dating.

Tumblr blog Cry for Yelp shows how sometimes you have to question the mental stability of members of the Yelp community…

The review from "Henry P." written in the voice of The Hulk shown above is just one of many examples of the often needy, vengeful or just plain socially inept people who voice their opinions on local eateries.

"Suddenly it's policy to let your waiters chase customers down…because I genuinely forgot to tip and apologized?" laments one review on Cry for Yelp.  Um, is it your policy to apologize only after you get caught not tipping?

Here's a funny little 'toon you may or may not have seen from Abstruse Goose:

(Trouble reading?  Click on image to see larger!)

Despite it's humor, it actually brings up an interesting question: Is there a Yelp for dating?  Somewhere where you can provide feedback on people?  A site like Rotten Tomatoes that aggregates what all your friends think of you?  It would be like eBay's user feedback but without the hassle of having to buy or sell things.

I'm sure, like everywhere else on the Net, it would be a pleasant place with plenty of positive vibes and a tremendously respectful, non-racist user base.

I can only assume that, with the breadth of the web, I'm not the first to come up with this idea.  If I am, however, please count this blog post as my official patent.

Actually, didn't the Nazis try that once?  I'm not sure.  Plus that predates computers.

[Ed Note: Fellow blogger Chris Lesinski pointed me towards DontDateHimGirl.com which helps out half of the genders.   We got anything for guys?]