She's so passionate when she skips lunch.
Watch three different full episodes every Tuesday.
Has Daniel made it? You Decide!
See Daniel doing stand-up live on tour and be forever changed. Buy tickets now!
Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke in the comments.
According to The Huffington Post, Florida police were surprised to discover that a reported 'man' accused of bank robbery is actually a grandma in her forties. Next time check for a concealed weapon, fellas! (And also check for a penis and testicles.)
I love it when children's books teach youngsters about sex and blow jobs, don't you? More after the jump!
With a normal pet, and normal framed photos.
[via The Chive]
If you get it in their head now, you won't have to pay for college later!
Last week when Daniel Tosh visited AdultConwe asked you to submit your "anything Q-tip related" videos to the website, and boy did you.
They may not make much sense to YOU, but we love nonsense, so keep 'em coming. In the meantime, click after the jump to see more "special" videos from our users. Note: probably NSFW. Thanks guys. You alone are keeping Q-tipping alive.
And by alone, I mean being weird about Q-tips.
This internet video of people pleasantly ordering their McDonald's combo meals to a Jason Mraz tune is what I'd call an awesome prank. †
And if by awesome prank, I mean "really getting" people by ordering a Big Mac to the tune of a song a couple of my friends danced their wedding dance to†that's hardcore because a couple of friends own flip cams†aren't held down by the man, while you're all brunching†eating bats and talking about silly†insane ideas, you come up with this crazy idea and put it on tape. †The cashier lady even joins in on the prank because you're all so likeable†badass. †
WAY TO PRANK 'EM, dudes!
You got em guys! Next trick: the INTERN CHAIR! Hahahhaahahhaahahhaha! †Watch out! †Pranksters on the loose!
Total Views: 187,333
Total Views: 106,447
Total Views: 99,229
Total Views: 96,429
Total Views: 95,191