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She's so passionate when she skips lunch.

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According to The Huffington Post, Florida police were surprised to discover that a reported 'man' accused of bank robbery is actually a grandma in her forties. Next time check for a concealed weapon, fellas! (And also check for a penis and testicles.)

I love it when children's books teach youngsters about sex and blow jobs, don't you? More after the jump!

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He's not as well-endowed as he thinks.

<<Awkward collar tug>>

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With a normal pet, and normal framed photos.

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If you get it in their head now, you won't have to pay for college later!

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Last week when Daniel Tosh visited AdultConwe asked you to submit your "anything Q-tip related" videos to the website, and boy did you.

They may not make much sense to YOU, but we love nonsense, so keep 'em coming. In the meantime, click after the jump to see more "special" videos from our users. Note: probably NSFW. Thanks guys. You alone are keeping Q-tipping alive.

And by alone, I mean being weird about Q-tips.

And join our community to submit videos, links, and find other Tosh.0 fans!

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Having trouble hunting down that clip?  

This internet video of people pleasantly ordering their McDonald's combo meals to a Jason Mraz tune is what I'd call an awesome prank.  

And if by awesome prank, I mean "really getting" people by ordering a Big Mac to the tune of a song a couple of my friends danced their wedding dance to that's hardcore because a couple of friends own flip cams aren't held down by the man, while you're all brunching eating bats and talking about silly insane ideas, you come up with this crazy idea and put it on tape.  The cashier lady even joins in on the prank because you're all so likeable badass.  

WAY TO PRANK 'EM, dudes!

You got em guys! Next trick: the INTERN CHAIR! Hahahhaahahhaahahhaha!  Watch out!  Pranksters on the loose!

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