your mom

I can't believe my dad got a tattoo!

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Not everything that's easy can be called my mom. That would get very confusing.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

What we're saying about Andy Milonakis: "That guy is still around?"

Joke's on you, asshole.  My mom died last week choking on a giant cock.

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My mom has way more mileage and someone is always trying to shove something in her trunk.

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Emeril wants to butter your mom's muffin. And afterwards, he wants to cook her breakfast.

[via Eat Liver]

Your mom is such a slut, she made the Action News.

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Apparently Frankie Muniz retired from acting to become a professional Twitter bully. Finally! A field in which he can excel.

Malcom in the Middle is not taking shit from anyone these days. If you make a crack at him, he'll fire one right back.

So go ahead! Tell him how you really felt about Agent Cody Banks 2. But don't you dare say anything if you still live with your mom. Because that's an insult that's hard to recover from.

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OHHHH SNAP! Mark just single-handedly brought back the nineties!

Even Aaron's mom is all like, "Damn. If I wasn't blonde I would think that was funny!"

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I'm not a "sexpert" by any means, but I've never seen the phrase "a little help on the grocery bill" have so much sexual implication than in this Craigslist ad from Wauseon, Ohio. Why say half of this ad in code while the other half cuts right to the point?

There's no need for quotation marks around anything when "married couple who enjoys playn str8 3way" is thrown in there. We get it, lady. Calm down.

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