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Nothing beats the heat like a cold beverage and some diaper shorts.

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"I said I wanted cheese, not cheddar."

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I wouldn't barf if I were you, dude. That's just more sauce to deal with.

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Honestly if they're not gonna bite off the Pop Tart edges before it gets to me I'm not interested.

Also: my co-blogger Matt is asking if there will be a version filled with ground beef?

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They wanted to add, "Always use a condom and start putting aside money for your retirement" but they ran out of room.

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Thank God he brought a poncho, 'cause I'm wet already!

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It might look sweet, but it really pinches your cheeks.

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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand..

Magic Mike is out on DVD today! But who gives a shit when you have Magic George.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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Guy tested, skank approved.

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The first week of school is all about figuring out who you're gonna sit next to for the rest of the year.

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