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Who's Got A Sweet Tooth?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 28, 2014 at 4:00PM

Your mom, that's who.

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I Want The Brown Piece

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 25, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Well it won't be as shitty as my friends, that's for sure."

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Little Bit Of Coke, Little Bit Of Wild Cherry, Repeat

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 6, 2013 at 10:00AM

Nothing beats the heat like a cold beverage and some diaper shorts.

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I Hate When Oprah Makes My Lunches

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 30, 2013 at 10:00AM

"I said I wanted cheese, not cheddar."

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Ravioli Race

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 4:00PM

Ravioli Race

I wouldn't barf if I were you, dude. That's just more sauce to deal with.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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[photo: Dave Kotinsky/Contributor/Getty Images]

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