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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Waka Flocka Flame in the studio. Yeah he makes MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
• DVD that smells like pizza. Don't eat your DVDs.
• A doctor prescribed blowjobs. Suddenly husbands care about their wives' health.
• An Oreo spoon. This just in: your hands work fine for this task.
• 15 hotties you should be following on Instagram. Wait am I not on there??
• A Dutch TV host drank breast milk from a woman's titties. Where are the Dutch pancakes when you need 'em.
• Here's Anthony Weiner singing If I Only Had A Brain. Seems about right.
• Weed bacon? Eat bacon get high want food eat more bacon get more high. Slippery slope.
• Zombie Parkour is so internet trendy I'm surprised there isn't a cat meme in it.
• Another Busey Zone! This time talking about butt plugs and cows.
• And how to make a mini bow and arrow with flame arrows. It's summer. Get crafty.

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What's crazy is this isn't photoshopped.

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Yes, it's true. Out of all your Fan Favorite suggestions, everyone loved Zombie Attack the most. And we can't blame you! There's racial humor, movie makeup, AND a crazy Russian. It's perfect, really.

Sean, you are ALWAYS coming up with good ideas.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Spelling Bee Kid (above)
• Daniel got creative with a pool cue
• We put 20 seconds on the clock for a chicken massage
• Daniel made a fishy PB&J
• We watched a bad drug mule in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel chatted with the guy behind the zombie prank
• And we blew some stuff up

Wow! That does look like death! And by "death", I mean "a McDonald's chicken nugget". Let's take a closer look!

AHHH!! Get that zombie death nugget away from me!

If I wanted to see super scary corpses limping around in tattered clothes, I'd just go to McDonald's.

[eBay via Consumerist]

I went to IMDb to find out more about this movie and the #1 "Plot Keyword" is "Anal Penetration"…

Sounds like my kinda flick.

Also, why does IMDb have "Anal Penetration" as a possible plot keyword?

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The safe word is Obamacare.

We received over 500 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by John Huntington.

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Let's hope the protesters who live in Vegas, stay in Vegas.

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The Royal Wedding looks bloody fun.

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Phillip Barlow.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.