That's why you're here reading the Tosh.0 blog.  Tryin' to stay abstinent.

Otherwise you'd definitely be having sex right now.

You don't have to try to convince us.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

New episodes of Tosh.0 return in LESS THAN 3 WEEKS. What will he wear?!?!

Here's a hint: it's not body paints.

I think this bit was the only thing more awful than Todd Glass' Awful Prank Show.

Might as well plug that while we're here.  Check out Todd Glass's Awful Prank Show: episode 1 or episode 2 or episode 3.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

If you've ever tried to clean up at the end of a party, just know that this is what you looked like.

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Back when I was in high school we took our senior quotes seriously because they are obviously very important.

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Unless your work literally blew up in your face, then this guy wins.

[via Kill Some Time]

Do they?

Also, that's the largest amount of time any adult should devote to "Tooth Fairy".

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Someone took that goose attack video that everyone loved and added lightsabers to it.

Final verdict: Better than Star Wars Episodes 1 – 3 & 6, not as good as Episodes 4 & 5.

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Turns out telling people to fuck off goes back to our oldest genetic ancestors.

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Isn't today Mother's Day?

No. That's Sunday.

Pls ignore. Will resend Sunday

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