"I'm looking for something that will make my back cleavage look as good as my front cleavage.  I'm C cups on both sides."

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Something really awesome happened on Tosh.0 about 39 minutes ago.

This video is called "Driving Around In A Chinese Lay-Z-Boy."  Chair humor.  You know you love it.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Jeremy Hanson with his title "The most interesting thing to happen in baseball since… ever."  It's funny because people say baseball is boring.  I personally love baseball.  But I still get the joke.  I get jokes.  Congratulations, Jeremy!

Gayer than a Vespa.

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Otherwise, he's dead.

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Trim that shit up, wall! You look like a wall from an '80s porno!

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"Our girls are on fire!" -Ant Strip Club Promoter

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"Ignore Hitler" is a Tumblr featuring screengrabs from a guy who draws Hitler into his Draw Something drawings, then requests that his partner simply "ignore Hitler" when guessing the answer.

Yeah, ignoring Hitler is a bad idea.  Just ask Poland, all of Europe, the Jews, etc.

Don't stay calm.  Don't carry on.  That's fucking Hitler eating a meatball and we all know it and we need to stop him before he's ruins Draw Something for everyone and we have to go back to playing Words With Friends like it's fucking 2011.

He might run over your foot.

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"You're the ones who put me to bed, assholes!" -This baby

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