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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 23, 2013 at 6:00PM

Each week this summer, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.

So if nobody makes a Leave Amanda Bynes Alone video it's cool to keep ragging on her, right?

[via YouTube, Tosh.0]

I Love Basketball, Tra La La

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 23, 2013 at 5:00PM

nbatralala

He just realized how much money he makes as a professional athlete AM I RIGHT FOLKS!?!?!

[via Acid Cow]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 23, 2013 at 4:30PM

craigslistkeyboard

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via Barstool]

Get It? Because Of His Fat Gross Beer Belly.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 23, 2013 at 4:00PM

sixpack

One day he'll lose the weight and we'll pretend they're Coke Zeros.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

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bad

beer

beer belly

cans

ew

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six pack

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ugly

Yeah Right

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 23, 2013 at 3:00PM

asianshave

Since when do Asians need to shave?

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

asian

asians

log flume

shaving

And He Didn't Even Place

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 23, 2013 at 2:00PM

nipplechaffing

That medal is for bloodiest nipples.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

chaffing

nipple

ouch

pain

run

runner

'Great' Sales Pitch

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 23, 2013 at 1:00PM

greatfood

"Friendly" service, "cheap" prices? What's not to "love"?

[via Break]

Tags: 

great food

quote

quotes

sarcasm

This Packaging Is Very Accurate

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 23, 2013 at 12:00PM

dunkingtoy

Maybe this seems racist but at least they're allowed on the same court.

[via FailBlog]

Tags: 

basketball

black

dunk

picture

race

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white

I Wanna Be A Pilot When And If I Grow Up

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 23, 2013 at 11:00AM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

"Timmy, how many times has mommy told you not to play near the precipice of death?"

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

airplane

jet

jet engine

kid

plane

A White Suit! Great Choice.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 23, 2013 at 10:00AM

whitesuit

Look he's got a lot of things to do today, and wiping his ass just isn't one of them.

[via I am Bored]

Tags: 

fail

oops

poo

poop

shit

skid mark

streak

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