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Nothing says my wife left and took the kids like dinnertime verbal abuse to fast food employees.

I'm assuming after the video stopped he screamed at the camera guy for his vertical recording incompetence.

[via Hypervocal]

A cougar wearing leopard print should always be approached with caution.

[via Break]

Plunged four toilets this morning. Still cleaner than the subway pole.

[via Acid Cow]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Are you sure? Because I've thrown up twice and Andrew had to drink horse cum.

I really don't think this is what mom meant when she said "We'll all wear orange."

[via Acid Cow]

Maybe you should get fined for raising a child that eats piles of shit.

[via Izismile]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Japanese toilet candy lets you drink out of the toilet like you've always dreamed!
• This Chinese airport worker doesn't give a SHIT about your packages.
• Places I've Pooped app. Because you don't wanna blow up the same place twice.
• A baby ostrich falling asleep. He's tired of not being able to fly. GET IT?!
• Justin Bieber allegedly hit a paparazzo with his car! And when I say "hit" I mean "that photographer should grow some balls because he barely touched him."
• Women's POV is the best POV. Boobies.
• Mac and cheese, fried chicken and mashed potato burrito. For your diet's cheat day.
• Kanye West's Yeezus promo is an American Psycho parody with Scott Disick. Can Scott Disick act? No.
• A news anchor got a liiiittle bit confused on air. Style and grace up in this place.
• Scout the dog vs a toy helicopter. Short and sweet, just like Danny DeVito.
• And Jon Gosselin ruined the Ed Hardy brand. Weird because I thought their douchey, ugly fucking clothes are what ruined the brand.

[still via Tastefully Offensive]

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His mother was a prize-winning thoroughbred, but he got most of his genes from his father, the autistic cow.

[via Uber Humor]

Finally, a way to burn calories listening to John Mayer that doesn't involve sobbing uncontrollably.

[via Videogum]