The Tosh.0 Memorabilia Dump is in full swing! Have you bid on a piece of television history yet?

Here are some of the items you could own…

1. 'NO H8' T-Shirt — What, what? This shirt is for sale. Why, why aren't you bidding on it?
2. Ruby Slipper Chuck Taylors — This is just an awesome pair of shoes. Someone besides Daniel should get the chance to wear them.
3. Automatic Hair Cutting Helmet — The current bid on this helmet is $59. Are you kidding me? You would never have to go to a salon again. That technology is priceless.
4. Bathmate Penis Pump — We're not allowed to highlight this product on the show but it is for sale and lord knows you need it.
5. 2 Violins — These violins were at $1,050 before eBay took the auction down. Now that it's back up, they're at $170. That's a steal!

And there's plenty more! Happy bidding.

Click this button to see all 100 items being auctioned in the Tosh.0 Memorabilia Dump…

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel gives the Internet's worst sketch the Hollywood treatment.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Shit fuck this guy makes a good point.

Buy her a Kinect for fuck's sake.

[via VVV]

"This blanket sucks." -Dog

[via Stuff]

Darwin's on the phone. He wants to talk to you about something.

But finish putting out a fire from inside a burning building first.

[via The Chive]

Am I wrong to think a portrait made out of bathtubs would be more appropriate?

[via Blame It on the Voices]

Great– Another guy who can't go down properly.

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Amanda Romano.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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