Though I wanted to declare myself the winner because "LETTUCE SEE YOUR TITS!" is obviously an unbeatable caption, in the end, you voted for a catpion left by John Huntington.
Lots of people left great captions this week. Check out the ones that didn't get the most likes by looking at the comments from Monday's post.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
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Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 26, 2012 at 5:00pm
This video is called "A true giants fan." Some parents really want their kids prepared for the Super Bowl. But keep in mind, he's just a little kid, so go easy on him. He's going to have a rough enough time when the Pats own his terrible team.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote by a landslide — pulling in over half the vote — was Mike Hawk with his title, "What's so weird about that, a lot of pussies drink Miller Lite." It's funny because light beer is for pussies and a cat can also be called a "pussy," so in this context, the word "pussies" has a hilarious double meaning. Congratulations, Mike!
Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 26, 2012 at 4:00pm
According to Daily Mail, 17-year-old Stacey Irvine "has eaten almost nothing else apart from chicken nuggets for 15 years."
"Shocked doctors learned of her habit when [she] collapsed and was taken to hospital after struggling to breathe. Miss Irvine, who has never eaten fruit or vegetables, had swollen veins in her tongue and was found to have anaemia…. But, despite being warned that she could die if she sticks to her nugget addiction, she still can’t resist the fast food."
Most people would probably blame the parents here. But keep in mind, these people are of the same genetic makeup of a girl who was dumb enough to eat nothing but chicken nuggets for 15 years.
Let's just chalk the whole thing up to Darwinism working its magic.
Last year I went to a karaoke bar and while I was on stage a friend of mine overheard someone at the next table say, "Wow. This girl is horrible." I've karaoked at least 20 times since. I'm sharing that story for no reason in particular.
