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Friday, January 27th
#tosh.0captionchallenge
Posted by: Mike Pomranz

Now all I need is Lady Gaga with her meat dress and I have a sandwich!

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

Though I wanted to declare myself the winner because "LETTUCE SEE YOUR TITS!" is obviously an unbeatable caption, in the end, you voted for a catpion left by John Huntington.

Lots of people left great captions this week.  Check out the ones that didn't get the most likes by looking at the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

#pics
Posted by: Carly Hallam

For the niece you hate.

[via IMNS]

#links
Posted by: Mike Pomranz

Step 1) Click the image above
Step 2) When it opens in a new window, click again
Step 3) Seven hours later, clock out of work and enjoy your weekend.

[via Reddit / source garyc]

#videos
Posted by: Carly Hallam



Attention, black people! All new episodes of Tosh.0 start Tuesday, January 31st at 10/9c.

White people can tune in too.

#whatyou'resaying
Posted by: Carly Hallam

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Fuck Dave and his socially acceptable addiction.

#videos
Posted by: Mike Pomranz

This video is called "A true giants fan."  Some parents really want their kids prepared for the Super Bowl.  But keep in mind, he's just a little kid, so go easy on him.  He's going to have a rough enough time when the Pats own his terrible team.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote by a landslide — pulling in over half the vote — was Mike Hawk with his title, "What's so weird about that, a lot of pussies drink Miller Lite."  It's funny because light beer is for pussies and a cat can also be called a "pussy," so in this context, the word "pussies" has a hilarious double meaning.  Congratulations, Mike!

#news
Posted by: Mike Pomranz

According to Daily Mail, 17-year-old Stacey Irvine "has eaten almost nothing else apart from chicken nuggets for 15 years."

"Shocked doctors learned of her habit when [she] collapsed and was taken to hospital after struggling to breathe.  Miss Irvine, who has never eaten fruit or vegetables, had swollen veins in her tongue and was found to have anaemia….  But, despite being warned that she could die if she sticks to her nugget addiction, she still can’t resist the fast food."

Most people would probably blame the parents here.  But keep in mind, these people are of the same genetic makeup of a girl who was dumb enough to eat nothing but chicken nuggets for 15 years.

Let's just chalk the whole thing up to Darwinism working its magic.

[via TDW]

#videos
Posted by: Carly Hallam

This band would be way better if all the members had slippery hands.

[via Stuff]

#videos
Posted by: Carly Hallam

I've already forgotten who actually sings this song. Is it Drake? Jay-Z? Who cares. It's this guy now.

Rest assured that this is not the only cover he's done. Full discography here.

Last year I went to a karaoke bar and while I was on stage a friend of mine overheard someone at the next table say, "Wow. This girl is horrible." I've karaoked at least 20 times since. I'm sharing that story for no reason in particular.

Sing on, buddy. Sing on.

[via RatsOff]

#pics
Posted by: Mike Pomranz

"Excuse me, professor.  On what days am I supposed to be shufflin' again?"

[via Izismile]

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