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Where Are the Perverts?!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 18, 2010 at 12:00PM

If you're like me — and I know a lot of you are, you unfunny jerks — you're constantly wondering which country has the highest percentage of perverts.  (My guess would be somewhere in Central America.)

Well, RJMetrics, "an on-demand database analytics and business intelligence startup" — I can hear the ladies clamoring — did an analysis of Chatroulette to determine exactly what countries had the highest percentage of CR pervs (as well as some additional less important information).

Of the countries they looked at, the United Kingdom had the most perverts.  Though the study could be skewed being that in the Netherlands stroking your dick in front of a webcam is considered "normal."

The country with the lowest percentage of perversion: The United States.  If that isn't a call to action to get your junk in front of a webcam, I don't know what is.  Let's get back to #1, people!  U.S.A.!  U.S.A.!

A couple more interesting stats for all you men out there: "You are more likely to encounter a webcam featuring no person at all than one featuring a solo female" and "You are twice as likely to encounter a sign requesting female nudity than you are to encounter actual female nudity."

I'm glad to see the people over at RJMetrics have their head in the right place.  The primary data they looked at while analyzing Chatroulette was whether or not they would see titties.

Why was I not surprised when I saw that this guy to the right is the CEO of RJMetrics?  Don't worry, RJ!  You'll score one of these days!  Maybe get out of your house for a change: Grab some beads and head down to Mardi Gras.

[via TechCrunch]