Smart Penguin Realizes World Is a Horrible Place
There's a harsh truth to face. No way I'm gonna make it on the outside. All I do anymore is think of ways to break my parole, so maybe they'd send me back. Terrible thing, to live in fear. Brooks Hatlen knew it. Knew it all too well. All I want is to be back where things make sense. Where I won't have to be afraid all the time. Only one thing stops me. A promise I made to Andy.
But then I think, Fuck, Andy. I'm a goddamn penguin. What does he expect from me!?
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