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Great Restaurants Provide Great Service

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 31, 2011 at 12:00PM

"Hold on a second here, honey.  Let me check out the lunch time deal."

"Dear lord!  That woman isn't kissing a penis at all!  She's kissing a bird!  It's one thing for a woman to be putting a beautiful penis near her lips, but a filthy bird…  Disgusting.  Let's take our business elsewhere."

[via I Am Bored]