Carly Hallam

No chewing couches in the Champagne Room.

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Dance like no one's watching, sing like no one's listening, pierce your face like no one's looking at it.

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This video is called "Piranha Scissors". BO-ring.

Think you got a funnier name for it? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Trad Buffi with his title, "Good thing that big puddle of vodka was there to break his fall."  Congrats, Trad!

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Hopefully no one steals her one-of-a-kind Louis! It's irreplaceable (because she lost her pen).

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Stay in there, baby. The world is a scary place.

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Shouldn't be too hard for an engineering student.

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If you want her $40 cash, you're gonna have to get through that steel fortress of wrinkles.

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Dear Kenton,

Here you go.

Love, Gnarly

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

I have the same sign in my bedroom. Keep it simple, gentlemen.

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Now crop that very real plate of spaghetti out of this picture so we can get a sexy pic.

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