"…What? The garbage can was full." -100 white girls
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He's the only priest who had to switch parishes because the kids were too aggressive.
It was a great day on the high seas until their run-in with the rarely seen but always devastating Pacific Scumbag Shark.
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Don't worry, his toes are into being choked out.
Target went from helpful to wise ass when they added the "Don't forget cat treats for all of those cats you have" sign.