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Take My Money

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 23, 2014 at 10:00PM

I'm going to have an amazing face tan after sitting in this all summer at my apartment complex pool.

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It's Beef Jerky You Pervs

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 23, 2014 at 8:00PM

The "Great Northern Jerk-Off" you guys are thinking about happens the last weekend in April at a rest stop just off I-90 near Buffalo. You do get a similar t-shirt for participating, though.

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Sons Of Sodomy

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 23, 2014 at 5:00PM

They deal mostly in gunrunning and hijacking large shipments of lube.

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Isn't She Chilly Without A Jacket?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 23, 2014 at 4:00PM

"I couldn't possibly have daddy issues. I've never met the guy."

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Nobody Tells Clarence What To Do

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 23, 2014 at 3:00PM

As long as he has the common courtesy to mash it down the drain with his foot, I don't really see what the problem is.

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