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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22

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Every Office Has An Asshole

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 21, 2013 at 6:00PM

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"Yep, I work with some real turds."

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Get It? Because 'Women'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 21, 2013 at 5:00PM

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Throw in some driving lessons and you've got yourself a deal.

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Is This Cotton? I Don't Want Them To Shrink.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 4:00PM

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Let's play just the forehead.

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Fun New Stereotype: 'Asians Wear Too Many Ties'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 21, 2013 at 3:00PM

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Gala in the front, corporate takeover in the back.

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He's Makin' A Run For It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 2:00PM

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Yes Jesus is Asian, and yes he always uses crosswalks.

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Adios, Amigos!

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 21, 2013 at 1:00PM

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Spring break was crazy, bro.

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Support The Arts, Or Else

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 21, 2013 at 11:00AM

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Are they or aren't they (chainsaw murderers)?

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We All Have Places To Be

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 10:00AM

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Which is scarier: what he's coming home to, or touching anything on the subway?

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I'm A Real 'Biker' In The 'Sack'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 20, 2013 at 6:00PM

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Complete this sentence: "Riding your bike in the city takes a lot of ________."

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Pink And Blue? Now Everyone Can Wear It!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 20, 2013 at 5:00PM

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It's either this or I <3 NY.

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