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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

It's My Favorite Sitcom, 'Two Fish And A Baby'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 24, 2013 at 5:00PM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

Tonight's episode: "THE PARK BENCH."

[via Izismile]

How Much Fun Are Roadtrips?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 24, 2013 at 2:00PM

carpuke

There are only so many Justin Bieber songs he can listen to in a row.

[via Izismile]

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window

Nice Beerd

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 24, 2013 at 11:00AM

beerd

Big deal. I once hid a Mike's Hard Lemonade in my soul patch.

[via The Chive]

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beard

beer

beerd

pabst blue ribbin

pbr

This Is Just A Really Good Twitter Account

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 24, 2013 at 10:00AM

parisbctweetburnedhotdog

I hope she means a charred frankfurter, and not a burned hot dog.

[via Twitter]

I Love Basketball, Tra La La

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 23, 2013 at 5:00PM

nbatralala

He just realized how much money he makes as a professional athlete AM I RIGHT FOLKS!?!?!

[via Acid Cow]

Get It? Because Of His Fat Gross Beer Belly.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 23, 2013 at 4:00PM

sixpack

One day he'll lose the weight and we'll pretend they're Coke Zeros.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

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bad

beer

beer belly

cans

ew

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six pack

stomach

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Yeah Right

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 23, 2013 at 3:00PM

asianshave

Since when do Asians need to shave?

[via The Chive]

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asian

asians

log flume

shaving

And He Didn't Even Place

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 23, 2013 at 2:00PM

nipplechaffing

That medal is for bloodiest nipples.

[via Izismile]

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chaffing

nipple

ouch

pain

run

runner

'Great' Sales Pitch

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 23, 2013 at 1:00PM

greatfood

"Friendly" service, "cheap" prices? What's not to "love"?

[via Break]

Tags: 

great food

quote

quotes

sarcasm

This Packaging Is Very Accurate

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 23, 2013 at 12:00PM

dunkingtoy

Maybe this seems racist but at least they're allowed on the same court.

[via FailBlog]

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