There Are No Stupid Questions?

Yes, however, it is a little known fact that walruses are actually the most stuck-up animals in the wild kingdom and will only sip glasses of the finest tawny ports.

Think you got a better answer?  Let us know in the comments.

I met "faster a lion" and I can assure you he was not also a gazelle.

What do you think?  Can you answer this question for us in the comments?

In that kind of weather, even a witch's tit gets hard.

What do you think?  Tell us how cold -350 F is in the comments.

Or — Why are their eyes in the right place FOR THE HOLES IN THEIR FUR?

No matter how you ask it, the coincidence is puzzling. Leave your explanations for this evolution puzzle in the comments.

There is nothing ambiguous about a baby's gender. That's why a doctor can dramatically proclaim, "It's a girl!" when it pops out. In fact, you can figure out the gender of a baby before it's even a baby.

But I think we should humor him/her. What gender do all babies start off as? Tell us what you think in the comments.

Want more? You can also go into the archives and answer more stupid questions.

This guy must be about as serious about marriage as he is about spelling it. But I'll give him a break — the question is filed under "animal life," so maybe he's a jackrabbit or something.

And for the first time, I've also included a truly stupid answer! "No one cannot answer that question." That means EVERYONE must answer that question, in the comments.

Will you get marraied?

Is 63 too old to Trick or Treat? I think as long as he goes alone, it won't be creepy at all. Leave your answers and opinions in the comments before the big day tomorrow!

An important detail that one answerer noted: This question was filed under "Dining in San Francisco." Keep that in mind as you leave an answer to it in the comments.

[via BuzzFeed]

Please, tell me more!:

Before going out with my girlfriend I was kind of obsessed with her. I took pictures I had of her and scanned them into a japanese program that creates a 3d model of her which you can then ummmm… have your way with. Ahem.

I made about 50 different videos with this software, most of them were of her making love and performing oral sex on a 3d model of myself, and sometimes multiple versions of me. Others involved machines….you get the idea.

I eventually worked up the courage to talk to her and we ended up hitting it off and are now a couple, the problem is that she used my computer and ended up finding the vids even though they were buried inside multiple folders. Of course she was pretty freaked out, especially since the titles of the vids were needlessly crude on my part. She said she had to leave and needs some time alone.
If the program had options for making cuddling on the couch and walking through a park while holding hands videos there would have been far more of those, I hope she doesnt think that I view her as some kind of sexual object because I truly do love her

How can I smooth this over with her?

Yeah, I bet the needlessly crude titles were what freaked her out.

I'd love to hear your advice in the comments, but I doubt you'll be able to do better than the current winner at Yahoo Answers:

Pull your dick out and bounce it off of her forehead.

Maybe I'm biased because I'm in California, but Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't just the most famous governor in the world. He's also the most famous person in the world. But I could be wrong. Leave your answers in the comments.

Here's where I found the original question. There are plenty more stupid questions where that came from.