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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Hot Hat

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 17, 2013 at 4:00PM

Barbie Brain

Barbie's pasties sold separately.

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[photo: Ingo Wager/Staff/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Caliente!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 14, 2013 at 12:00PM

Caliente!

3 Girls, D Cups.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Douglas Wong.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Caliente!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 10, 2013 at 4:00PM

Caliente!

I would have sex with all three.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Cindy Ord/Stringer/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Dig In

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 7, 2013 at 12:00PM

Dig In

They're not even waiting until after the honeymoon to let their bodies go.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Eric Thiele.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Dig In

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 3, 2013 at 4:00PM

Dig In

Less teeth, more tongue. That's how you stay married.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Andrew H. Walker/Staff/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Mirror Mirror

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 31, 2013 at 12:00PM

Mirror Mirror

Mirror, mirror, please let me know… May I use you to snort my blow?

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Chase Robert.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Mirror Mirror

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 27, 2013 at 4:00PM

Mirror Mirror

Even Ken wants to be Barbie.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Shane Bevel/Contributor/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Flower Child

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 24, 2013 at 12:00PM

Flower Child Cap Chall

That guy is a total petal-phile.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Chris Richardson.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Flower Child

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 20, 2013 at 4:00PM

Flower Child Cap Chall

"You know where I really want bees to land? My nipples."

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Daniel Zuchnik/Contributor/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Portable Potty

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 17, 2013 at 12:00PM

Portable Potty

Is this the car poo lane?

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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