addiction

I assume the inside says, "I'm here for you while you eat more/do less drugs."

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I feel like she should meet last night's Web Redemption. Something tells me they'd hit it off.

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Guys, it's not that big of a deal. It has much less of a flavor than human hair.

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I hope her roommates are compensated adequately.

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Sex with this woman is basically like wrestling a lion.

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Not surprisingly, her husband is addicted to motorboating.

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Addictions can be tough, Austin.

But if your addiction becomes unmanageable, just remember the Tosh.0 Twelve-Step Program:

1. Admit that you are powerless over the Tosh.0 blog — only Carly and I can control the blog
2. Come to believe that a Power greater than you can restore you to sanity
3. That Power is getting a life.  We got things to do on the weekend.  Get yourself a hobby.  I suggest drinking.

Alright.  It's more of a Three Step Program.

But it's a good program.

Aldi Suganda, the chain-smoking Indonesian 2 year-old, went to rehab for his addiction and kicked his two to four packs-a-day habit. Doctors used play therapy to keep his mind off cigarettes long enough for him to overcome his addiction.

Of course he's still life-threateningly overweight. But baby steps, people. Literal baby steps.

Anyway, this is good news for any of you out there who are trying to quit. You know what they say: if an obese Indonesian toddler can do it, so can you!

Congrats, America. We did it! The first internet addiction center opened up this week near Seattle, Washington.
For a mere $14,500 you can ween yourself off the world wide web, your phone, and online games while meeting other internet freaks just like you with the same freakish problems!

Surprisingly, insurance doesn't cover their twelve step program, but the good news is that I, too, have an internet addiction program you can enter that's much cheaper.  It only costs $3,0046.87 (about the cost of the new MacBook Air I want) and it's simple:

STEP ONE: Get off the computer
STEP TWO: Get a life!

You can PayPal me the money as soon as you?re cured.  I promise it works.

In the meantime,or if you have a cool 14 grand to burn, check out all the details on their website.   You would think a place who's goal is to get people off the net would not have a fully functioning website, but anyone stupid enough to pay that much for an internet addiction is probably not going to notice that.