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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

These Are My Favorite Gifs

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 22, 2013 at 2:00PM

It's a gymnast, it's a dog, it's Superman!

[via Uberhumor, Uberhumor again, I am Bored]

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walk

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The Dangers Of Gaming Too Hard

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 5, 2013 at 1:00PM

dsnoarms

Everyone knows the hands are the most expensive part of the model.

[via Izismile]

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Ho-Ho-Hostage Situation

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 12, 2012 at 3:00PM

I'll say it: The War On Christmas is getting out of hand.

[via Acid Cow]

'Dude, Come Look At This Shit!'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 26, 2012 at 1:00PM

I just dropped an actual kid off at the pool.

[via imgur]

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Look At My Arms! I Have Two Of Them!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 3, 2012 at 11:00AM

He would flick her off but…

[Badass Matt Stutzman, via Buzzfeed]

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awkward

olympics

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USA

T-Rex Trying Things

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 1, 2012 at 5:00PM

T-Rex Trying… is a new tumblr full of pictures of a poor Tyrannosaurus Rex attempting to do things. Like, mail a letter or play tetherball or make balloon animals.

Since you're bored, go ahead and use those loooong arms to check out all the things T-Rex can't do. Like reach a keyboard. Haha. Stupid giant lizard.

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Mid-Afternoon Snack

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 1, 2011 at 2:00PM

Is it a dog with human arms or a human with a dog head?

Fascinating.

[via BIOTV]

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Plagiarism Is a Crime

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 15, 2011 at 2:00PM

The Internet is getting all excited over it's new favorite book: The Right to Arm Bears by Gordon R. Dickson.

BuzzFeed went ahead and called it "The Greatest Book Of All Time."

Well, I hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure Mr. Dickson stole the plot of that book from a T-shirt I bought my girlfriend in Lake Tahoe…

Greatest book of all time??  More like greatest boyfriend of all time. Me.

[NOTE: I'm willing to accept that there's a chance the book may have come before the T shirt.  But can my girlfriend wear the fucking book?  No.  So fuck the book.]

[via TDW]

Woman Exercises Her Second Amendment Rights

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 7, 2011 at 5:00PM

She's exercising her right to bear arms.

Get it? GET IT?!?

[via TBT]

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