Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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ZIPPY RIDES OWNER: Hey, can you do me a favor… When you make that ZIPPY Rides sign, can you make sure the arrow has a pair of balls on it?
SIGN MAKER: Why would you want the arrow to have a pair of balls on it?
ZIPPY RIDES OWNER: Look, which one of us here is the owner of ZIPPY Rides!?
SIGN MAKER: You are.
ZIPPY RIDES OWNER: Exactly! I am! I'm the owner of ZIPPY Rides!! So just put a set of goddamn testicles on the goddamn arrow, okay?! Can you do that?
SIGN MAKER: Yeah, I can do that.
ZIPPY RIDES OWNER: Because if you can't handle putting a pair of balls on something, you might just not be ZIPPY Rides material! Get the picture!?
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