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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 26

The Road Less Traveled

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 27, 2012 at 1:00PM

The path looks a lot cleaner than I would have expected.

[via IAB]

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That's an Odd Shaped Arrow

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 13, 2011 at 10:00AM

ZIPPY RIDES OWNER: Hey, can you do me a favor…  When you make that ZIPPY Rides sign, can you make sure the arrow has a pair of balls on it?

SIGN MAKER: Why would you want the arrow to have a pair of balls on it?

ZIPPY RIDES OWNER: Look, which one of us here is the owner of ZIPPY Rides!?

SIGN MAKER: You are.

ZIPPY RIDES OWNER: Exactly!  I am!  I'm the owner of ZIPPY Rides!!  So just put a set of goddamn testicles on the goddamn arrow, okay?!  Can you do that?

SIGN MAKER: Yeah, I can do that.

ZIPPY RIDES OWNER: Because if you can't handle putting a pair of balls on something, you might just not be ZIPPY Rides material!  Get the picture!?

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