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BFFs

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 13, 2014 at 10:00AM

"That's my ride or die chick right there. She wants to go to Sears to get dope pics taken, I'm in."

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

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Mom Is Tired Of Your Semen

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 1, 2014 at 2:00PM

The final straw came when she realized she was matching socks by the level of semen stains.

[via Reddit]

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Twerk To Trigger Sensors

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 28, 2014 at 8:00PM

How else is he supposed to dry his balls after he washes them in the sink?

[via Uncle Father]

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Choices, Choices

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 22, 2014 at 11:00AM

"Thin, thick, or nutritious?"

[via Cherry Plucker]

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She's Going To Be Flattered

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 20, 2014 at 9:00PM

The perfect card for guys who really hate having sex with their girlfriends.

[via Izismile]

Keeping A Safe Distance

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 17, 2014 at 8:00PM

To be fair Linda had been making out with that tree for ten minutes before the couple showed up.

[via Acid Cow]

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