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Consider This My Gift To You. You Guys Earned It.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 25, 2013 at 12:00PM

Did you say something? Sorry I'm busy doing ONE MILLION SQUATS.

[via Barstool]

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Well, Too Late To Stop Her Now

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 8, 2013 at 2:00PM

Had I been there, I never would've let her bring a melon one-piece to the beach.

[via Izismile]

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Haha, Oh Dad!

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 22, 2012 at 6:00PM

You know fathers, always "threatening to chop of their daughters' tits with a hatchet."

[via Izismile]

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Suit Up For Summer

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 29, 2012 at 2:00PM

It's bad enough my swimsuit pinches at my waist but now everyone's grabbing my sack thinking it's a stress ball!

[via Epic Fail]

Bootylicious

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 12, 2012 at 11:00AM

Motherhood is very becoming on Beyonce.

[via Chive]

Don't Treat Women Like Pieces of Meat, Okay Guys

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 10, 2012 at 10:00AM

"You guys are pervs.  I'm not a peace of meat.  Now I have to go cover myself in marinade and lay on the grill for awhile."

[via I Am Bored]

Going To The Beach With Grandma

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 20, 2011 at 1:00PM

You're doing it wrong.

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