Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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If rap snacks give you mad flow, Scooby snacks better make you awesome at figuring out that oh my God, those things that you thought were a zombie and a witch turned out to be two robbers who were looking for a security van that they dumped in the river years ago.
[via Imgur]
Well that explains why she's so fat.
BOOM. Double your mom joke.
Which is just a single your mom joke because she's so fat.
[via Chive]
"I wish everything tasted like Dr. Pepper." ?You, age 7
Personally I prefer Mr. Pibb BBQ Sauce. Less pretentious.
[via The Clearly Dope]
This article is on Fox News. And it is racist.
I forgot how this game works. Was I supposed to wait until the end to ask you guys? It's fine, I'm sure you'll agree.
So Obama had a 50th birthday party last night that was attended by celebs including Jay-Z, Chris Rock, Charles Barkley, Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson, and Gayle King. OMG. SOME OF THEM ARE BLACK PEOPLE.
And there was a DJ there that played Motown, ?70s and ?80s R&B, and hip-hop. BLACK MUSIC.
And you know what they ate? Barbecue chicken, ribs, hamburgers, hot dogs, pasta, and salad. BLACK PEOPLE LIKE BBQ FOOD.
Fox News Writer: So what should we call this birthday party that our black president had?
Fox News Editor: How about "Hip-Hop BBQ"?
Fox News Writer: Good one. 'Cause he's black.
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