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She's from Florida, and her name is Shardonnay. There's no way this kid WASN'T going to be born in a McDonald's bathroom.
The newborn was promptly rinsed off in the ball pit and swaddled in McMuffin wrappers.
Phenomenon prompts genius new MTVChina hit, "Two And Pregnant With My Parasitic Twin Brother".
If your baby physically survives this photo shoot, it will die of embarrassment fifteen years later.