bridalplasty

In September I told you about what will undoubtedly be the absolute greatest reality television show of all time, "Bridalplasty". Well, now there's a preview.

Holy f**k, you guys. This exists. This is our world. And we are so freaking lucky to live it in!

We've literally thrown all decency and pride out the window.

It's 20fucking10. Pee in public! Compete for plastic surgery! Be a sports star who sends people pictures of his dick!

Literally do whatever you want?as long as the rest of us get to see it.

[via Videogum]

My big problem with any wedding is always the bride. Every time I go to one I'm all like, "This is beautiful. Great apps. But why are you marrying that beast?!?"

Obviously, I think exactly like the producers at E! because they've ordered a news series that combines wedding-themed competitions and…plastic surgery! The Hollywood Reporter explains:

Each week, a group of women competes head-to-head in such challenges as writing wedding vows and planning honeymoons. The winner receives the chance to choose a plastic surgery procedure from her ?wish list.? She?s given the procedure immediately, and results are shown at the start of the following week?s episode.

I believe Oscar Wilde said it best when he said*, "That sounds like a fucking brilliant TV show."

*Not an actual Oscar Wilde quote