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I Don't Like Old People

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | December 14, 2009 at 10:31AM

Dear Old People:

I don't care for you; let's get that part out of the way. Perhaps it's because I grew up without grandparents that I have no patience or warmth in my heart for you, but that doesn't matter. You smell weird and drive too slow. And I don't like it.

Further proof that old people are evil is this video teaching you how to use the Internet. You can't have it all, old people. You get "walking a mile to school barefoot"; you can't have the Internet too.

Go eat some Spam, get your hip replaced, and be scared of people on TV. Leave the web to us young-ins who don't eat dinner at 4pm.



[video via The Daily What]