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Don't worry, only one person died.  Some asshole in the ABC-2 News graphics department.

[via Izismile]

Darwin's on the phone. He wants to talk to you about something.

But finish putting out a fire from inside a burning building first.

[via The Chive]

Yesterday, a Seattle woman married a 107-year-old warehouse set for demolition.

Said the bride's proud parents, "You see how batshit crazy our daughter is.  The fact that anything would marry her, even without consent, seems like a miracle to us."

Poor people and people of color were seen shaking their heads and saying, "Fuckin' white bitches."

[via Nothing To Do With Arbroath / video via KOMO]

Not as bad for him as for the people who were told they still had five minutes to get out of the building.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

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And all of their riders are hanging in my dungeon.

Pornography is no longer just for the Internet.

Thanks to technology, it's coming soon to the side of a building near you.

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