celebrity gossip

OMG!  Tila Tequila — the woman best known for defining how to be an attention whore in the Internet age — has started her own celebrity gossip blog.  And it's called MissTilaOMG!  And by "started," I mean someone who's intelligent enough to know what they're doing probably approached her so they can profit off her name and likeness.

As she says: "There has been many celebrities that I know a lot of juicy, dark secrets about."  [sic]  Celebrities like, um, Tila Tequila.  And, uh, the chick who died who I was supposedly married to or whatever.

Oh, and around the 1:30 mark, she suggests that she might get naked on the site too… because that's what reputable journalists do!

You can't imagine how many times Harvey Levin had to show cock in the early days of TMZ.com to get that site off the ground.

[via BuzzFeed]

Michael Bay has put off plans to start a small project so he can get to work on shooting Transformers 3 and saving our world.

In an interview with Starz "In the House" last week, Bay made his motivation behind starting the third film perfectly clear. "The economy's been so rough, it's kind of important. When you say yes to movie like this you automatically give 3000 people jobs. 1000 for the toys. 2000 for the filmmaking. I'm going to put [the small film] on hold and do it right after ['Transformers 3']."

We appreciate everything you're doing, Michael. And we're all looking forward to finding out your definition of the word small.

Bay then went on to describe the plot concept for Transformers 3 which will involve Shia LaBeouf's character Sam, who becomes a paraplegic in the first scene, attempting to infiltrate the Autobot race by using the embodiment of Bumblebee as an identity. Bay explained that Sam will have to choose sides between the Autobots and the military unit that promised to reward his efforts with a spinal surgery to fix his legs.

When asked if there will be any huge explosions Bay responded, "There's this massive tree of life that's very important to the Autobots. And, spoiler alert! We're gonna blow the f*cker up."

[via Gamma Squad]

I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt by assuming that you don't watch The Insider.Which means you haven't yet seen this awesome clip of Gary Coleman denying allegations of wife abuse by telling a lawyer on the show to f*ck herself and drown herself and then f*ck herself again.

I think what he is trying to say can best be expressed through the lyrics of my favorite number from the musical Avenue Q. Each character thinks their life is the absolute worst, until Gary Coleman walks in.

Read the lyrics of "It Sucks To Be Me" after the jump.

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Another micro-niche blog alert: Skinny Girls, Big Sandwiches. Just like the rest of them, please join me in laughter at this concept for just a few moments, and then never think of Skinny Girls, Big Sandwichesagain.

If you're a regular viewer of Tosh.0then eating a sandwich is just about the only thing you haven't seen Erin Andrews do. Thank you, Skinny Girls, Big Sandwiches.

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They're eating a hotdog, which explains why they don't meet either of the qualifications of being on that blog.

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This weekend, Lindsay Lohan sent out a Tweet that included a topless snapshot of herself. Gossip bloggers thought she'd turned things around, but it looks like she's back to the same old desperate pleas for attention. Except last year, before Twitter was a hit, the phrase "Lindsay Lohan is twittering herself topless" meant something entirely different.