Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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I'm Jewish but you don't see me dressing up as a bank. (Unless it's Purim of course.)
[via Izismile]
I wish someone had told me about this Jesus guy before I went through my "Asian Studies" phase.
[Via Ugliest Tattoos]
Chinese university students who were evacuated during their graduation due to a fire took the opportunity to snap some celebratory photos.
The Daily Mail reports one student said, "It's too big of a coincidence to see the university on fire today, as it's also graduation day. The students are filled with love in seeing the school burn."
Alright, you win this round, China. But America's not through. This is the greatest country in the world. We'll figure out ways to show how much we hate school that you've never even dreamed of.
No one hates education more than America. No one!
[via Gawker]
Last Thursday, we showed you "Driving Around In A Chinese Lay-Z-Boy" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.
This video is called "Driving Around In A Chinese Lay-Z-Boy." Chair humor. You know you love it.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Jeremy Hanson with his title "The most interesting thing to happen in baseball since… ever." It's funny because people say baseball is boring. I personally love baseball. But I still get the joke. I get jokes. Congratulations, Jeremy!
Gong noises and a woman who speaks butchered English with a conical straw hat in a rice paddy field?
I think Pete SpendItNot is trying to tell us this is China.
What do you guys think? Is Pete racist or just really ignorant?
[via The Daily What]
Even Lady Gaga?who watched this on her meat laptop while laying in a giant plastic egg?was like, "What the fuck?"
[via Pleated Jeans]
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