christmas

Did you risk your life for a faux-vintage corduroy waistcoat at 30% off? Well, hopefully it was worth it you crazy hipster.

I bought a car air freshener of a cat dressed as Lady Gaga. Overall, a pretty successful day.

Happy Cyber Monday! Might I direct you here.

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Why is Khloe Kardashian wearing a Christmas hat in a pool next to an Asian?

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You'd be pissed too if you had to take a seasonal second job just because your saplings wanted new ornaments this year.

Sometimes you gotta wonder why you even pollinate.

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Santa's method of travel isn't as glamorous in the Pacific Islands.

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"Jersey Shore is a show that used to be super popular." – You explaining your Jersey Shore ornament this Christmas

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What about watching "Elf" and having an orgy?

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And we appreciate you, Chinese Restaurant Association, for making your delicious Moo Shu Pork with cat instead of the traditional cloven-hooved animal.

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December 25th? Okay, one sec, let me just check my schedule.

Yeah, I can't. I'll be on my phone that day.

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Don't worry.  All these toys fully consented.

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The world would be a much more beautiful place if Carlos was everyone's mailman.

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