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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 26

FYI, Your Shorts Don't Fit

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 2, 2012 at 10:00AM

I don't know whether to feel bad for her because she can't afford another pair of shorts or to applaud her for simply getting those things on.

[via IAB]

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Obviously You Need These Picnic Pants

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 30, 2012 at 10:00AM

Pic Nic Pants take advantage of the usual cross-legged position to become a comfortable surface useful for the consumption of a meal outdoors.

I bought these last year when they were called Get Rid Of Your Friends Pants.

[Product site, via Buzzfeed]

It's Been One of Those Weeks

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 2, 2012 at 10:00AM

Welcome to the official uniform of Phone It In Phridays!

Why not put on a set and get your weekend started.

#LowFashion

[via Fuck you. No, fuck me.]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 27, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

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Dude, we can see your Twitter profile pic.  You're not wearing anything.

#NoFashion

The Truth About Hotness

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 22, 2012 at 4:00PM

Hotness also comes in all skins colors, hairstyles and footwear.

[via I Am Bored]

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Tell It To Me Straight, Sign

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 14, 2012 at 6:00PM

"Yeah, exactly." ?Girl who is about to walk through a park at night alone

[via The High Def]

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Bad Boy

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 2, 2012 at 3:00PM

Have you guys heard they're making a Bad Boys 3? It's about two consignment store owners who have 72 hours to reclaim a bunch of jean jackets stolen from under their noses.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Relive All 71 of Daniel's Wardrobe Choices

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 28, 2012 at 4:00PM

No fruit costumes included.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Lettuce Dress

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 27, 2012 at 12:00PM

Now all I need is Lady Gaga with her meat dress and I have a sandwich!

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

Though I wanted to declare myself the winner because "LETTUCE SEE YOUR TITS!" is obviously an unbeatable caption, in the end, you voted for a caption left by John Huntington.

Lots of people left great captions this week.  Check out the ones that didn't get the most likes by looking at the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Lettuce Dress

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 23, 2012 at 4:00PM

LETTUCE SEE YOUR TITS!

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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[photo: Pornchai Kittiwongsakul/AFP/Getty Images]

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