FYI, Your Shorts Don't Fit
I don't know whether to feel bad for her because she can't afford another pair of shorts or to applaud her for simply getting those things on.
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I don't know whether to feel bad for her because she can't afford another pair of shorts or to applaud her for simply getting those things on.
[via IAB]
Pic Nic Pants take advantage of the usual cross-legged position to become a comfortable surface useful for the consumption of a meal outdoors.
I bought these last year when they were called Get Rid Of Your Friends Pants.
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Welcome to the official uniform of Phone It In Phridays!
Why not put on a set and get your weekend started.
[via Fuck you. No, fuck me.]
Have you guys heard they're making a Bad Boys 3? It's about two consignment store owners who have 72 hours to reclaim a bunch of jean jackets stolen from under their noses.
[via The Clearly Dope]
Now all I need is Lady Gaga with her meat dress and I have a sandwich!
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