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That's our landlord and yes he just came.

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Sure, Tonya's hot. But I wish she'd do something about that handsome black tumor.

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He's also in the Large Scale Gardening Project Club but that shirt's lame.

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"Pretending that every guy who touches me is Ryan Gosling."

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Guys love chicks who can lift themselves 3 feet in the air.

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This is, however, her first white guy.

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You know what they say: the quickest way to a man's heart is by biting his entire nipple off like a psychopath.

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What's ironic is that all the girls with baby faces go to Creepy Old Men nite club.

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Thank you, Dad, for providing me with this club that is poppin', and this fine ass booty which rests in front of me. In my own name, Amen.

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This must be what Rebecca Black was so excited about.

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