crime scene

"You always get side tracked at murder scenes! Put your uniform back on."

[via Oddee]

Few acts are stupider than tattooing an elaborate scene of an unsolved crime on your chest. For example…yeah, nevermind. I can't think of anything.

According to the LA Times, detectives said the tattoo on Anthony Garcia's chest included key details from the scene of a liquor store murder that puzzled them for four years.

Garcia's shirtless mugshot, which was taken after he was booked on suspicion of driving with a suspended license, resulted in a first-degree murder conviction.

In comparison, that vagina tattoo doesn't seem so bad.

KAWAI BABY GRAND PIANO INVOLVED IN CRIME SCENE – $2500 (Hatfield PA)

Canary Yellow Baby Grand Piano made by Kawai. PLEASE NOTE: MY MOTHER WAS MURDERED WHILE PLAYING THIS PIANO. AS SUCH IT WAS INVOLVED IN A CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION AND STILL HAS GREEN STAINS FROM WHERE THE POLICE USED AMINO BLACK TO LOOK FOR FINGERPRINTS. The piano will need to be refinished – or can make for an interesting conversation piece. THE PHOTO IS OF THE PIANO IN ITS ORIGINAL CONDITION – IT DOES NOT SHOW THE DAMAGE LEFT BY THE CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION.

Murdered while playing the piano? Still has stains? OK then, I'll pay the $2,500.

Does the left half of her once-living body and the children's songbook come with it too? I sure hope so. Because otherwise this would not be the single creepiest Craigslist ad I have ever seen.

[via BWE]