Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
Total Views: 188,273
|
|
New Every Tuesday |
Vote Now |
Catch Tosh on Tour |
Flower Child |
Watch three different full episodes every Tuesday. |
Has Daniel made it? You Decide! |
See Daniel doing stand-up live on tour and be forever changed. Buy tickets now! |
Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke in the comments. |
Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.
Fun fact: this video looks the same upside down.
[via Ebaumsworld]
What, this sugary confection doesn't look delicious to you?
It was a very close call, but Cold Sore Cupcake has come out on top as 2012's worst product. The very sexy Men's Pantie Stocking lost the title by only 26 votes, which goes to show that every single one of you can make a difference in this world!!
So yeah. Cold Sore Cupcake. Ew.
Oh, you invented the VENDING MACHINE???
Congrats, Sprinkles. That's pretty sweet, coming up with an idea that's been around since the first century.
This whole cupcake obsession needs to end. Know what I prefer being obsessed with? Not having diabetes.
[via Viral Viral Videos]
Created for the Cupcake Project, the "Buffalo Chicken Super Bowl Cupcake" is real and not a joke.
They have "hot sauce and blue cheese in the cake and a blue cheese buttercream frosting" and supposedly they taste amazing. Yes, that's a real chicken wing on top.
They're also guaranteed to get you back up to your high school offensive lineman weight. Which is what the Super Bowl is all about really.
I know the Tosh.0 Blog ain't Martha Stewart Living, but if you want the recipe, it's here. Find yourself a girlfriend and tell her to get baking.
[via Neatorama]
In a Duncan Hines ad campaign called "Hip Hop Cupcakes", vanilla cupcakes with oversized lips and bulging eyes start beatboxing when covered in a chocolate glaze.
(The video can be seen here.)
Umm…yeah. You decide.
Ah, my favorite part of the week: Fan Favorites.
Last week, Jon commented that "You're an attention whore, Mike Pomranz."
For the record, it's not about me; it's about you guys, and how much you all suck.
But this week, enough with all that… Let's focus on what Fan Favorites is supposed to be about… the videos!
"Retarded cupcake eating woman!" PLAY THAT SHIT!
And don't forget to leave your suggestion for a Fan Favorite video in the comments!
Cupcake eating contests aren't all fun and games.
Sign up to receive exclusive Tosh.0 alerts via email:
Want the latest info on Tosh.0? Text puke to 44686 to receive three-to-five messages every week featuring all the Tosh you can stomach. Text HELP to 44686 if you need help, or STOP to stop receiving alerts. Message and data rates may apply.