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Oh, she's definitely getting laid tonight.

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Everybody swallows ice cream.

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It's a hundred times better than any package Dad's gonna give her.

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Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

"I want pie!"

"I want beef jerky!"

It's like she was there when my roommate and I argued about what to eat for dinner last night.

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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

Look, there are plenty of people who've reached international stardom from a little mouth/wrist combo. I'm sure she'll have a Klothing Kompany in no time.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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What are you, a Women's Studies major? Pick a Barbie and let's roll.

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Have you ever thought about going pro with… whatever it is you're doing?

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It's no more disturbing than his, "Work is for those to dumb to fish!!" bumper sticker.

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This has been my post-workout power move for years.

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Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption!