Today's Lesson: Don't F*ck With Grandpa
I broke both hips just watching this.
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I broke both hips just watching this.
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Check out the legs on that Japanese Schoolgrandpa.
(And yes, his pigtails are made from his beard.)
[via Cherryplucker]
Let's just get right into this. The leggy sexpot above is Liu Xianping, and he is a 72-year-old geriatric turned super model.
It all started when he tried on some pieces from his granddaughter's clothing company and everyone quickly realized that whoa, why the fuck isn't he the only model on our site.
Of course I assume he has no idea what's going on and still thinks he's at home eating mashed potatoes, but sales have quadrupled for Yuekou. And it's not like any of Tyra Banks' models ever know what's happening to them either.
[via NY Daily News]
"Oh, this? It's just laundry day. Also, I enjoy running marathons dressed as Wonder Woman."
[via The Chive]
When I was a kid, we had to carry our gramophones around the salad bar. You youngins don't know how good you have it!
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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.
Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.
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It's your birthday, Josh. It'll be in the news.
Or at least on the Tosh.0 blog because your grandparents are the fucking shit.
I would trade in a lifetime of my grandparents' $5 checks for a single song written and performed by these old geezers.
[via Tastefully O]
Even computers don't listen to old people…
"Oh, you wanted to take a picture? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I was busy trying to figure out how to shut myself down just in case you actually did convince your 80-year-old wife to show me her wrinkly tits."
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