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The Corpse Who Cried Life

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 1, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Every damn time I take a nap, some asshole mortician tries to embalm me!"

[via JPEGy]

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age

alive

car

death

grandpa

napping

not dead yet

old

old man

senior citizen

sign

sleep

Cockblocking Is Terrible. Just Terrible.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 19, 2014 at 4:00PM

"Also can you call my girlfriend and tell her to start giving me blumpkins? Thanks Grandma."

[via Ratsoff!]

Rollin' In Social Security

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 26, 2014 at 5:00PM

"Put on some Sinatra and get my live-in nurse in here, I'm bout to make it rain!"

[via Prickly Legs]

Tax Dollars At Work

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 24, 2014 at 10:00PM

But seriously, why watch porn on that monitor when there’s a 27-inch iMac on the other side of the cube?

[via Imgur]

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computer

grandpa

iMac

library

nsfw

nudity

porn

public

Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 19, 2014 at 5:00PM

No baptism is going to stop Peepaw from livin' that gangsta life.

[via Uber Humor]