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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

Let's Be Silly Today

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 10, 2013 at 10:00AM

Darth does a SPOT ON impression of my sister when I'm trying to talk to her and she's watching TV.

[via The Superficial]

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What Every Ken Doll Is Missing

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 7, 2013 at 5:00PM

Girls are always putting their necklaces in their mouths anyway.

[via Fail Blog]

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France

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Fan Favorites: Hard Knocks

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 3, 2012 at 6:00PM

You should have seen it in real life, Devin. Bow chicka wow wow!

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

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camp

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Roamin' The Streets

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 16, 2012 at 12:00PM

You know it's hard out here for a pigeon.

[via The Funniest Post]

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gangsta

hard

life

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Who Says Romance Is Dead?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 13, 2012 at 5:00PM

The best kind of cards, are index cards.

[via Imgur]

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blue

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Relationships Are Hard

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 14, 2012 at 5:00PM

And Nick found Lauren to be incredibly good at blowing. Glass. Blowing glass. Which is weirdly a hobby that the two of them shared and they just really hit it off.

[via Break]

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awkward

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Bob Ross Would Have Wanted It This Way

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 12, 2011 at 11:00AM

Whoever made this video definitely agrees with Bob's stance on "happy little trees."

[via Dog and Pony Show]

Stiff Competition

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 18, 2011 at 10:00AM

The competition was hard. The match was long. The tension grew and grew. But in the end, they rose to the top.

Okay, that's enough.

[via theCHIVE]

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Who's Up For A Little Exercise?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 9, 2010 at 2:00PM

This book is the sequel to the weightlifting guide, Getting It Up.

[via Super Punch]

Multitask (The Game)

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 14, 2009 at 5:00PM

multitask

I've gone game crazy this week.

At it's height, this web-based game claims you have to "multitask" by doing four different mini-games at the same time.  As you can see by the above image, I couldn't get far enough to get a good screenshot of all four things at once.

But here's why: Every time I play a game online, I'm multitasking.  They forgot a LOT of other stuff.

Personally, I had to endure the game's annoying techno music, field text messages from my girlfriend, keep an eye on the German… uh… movie I'm downloading AND pretend like I'm actually working, all at the same time!  That's eight things right there!  Eight!!

Playing games is hard work.

But give this one a try if you need a headache this weekend.

[via Buzzfeed]

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