Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Wrecking Ball on Chatroulette. WHO IS STILL ON CHATROULETTE THESE DAYS JESUS CHRIST.
- Black Friday Death Count makes me incredibly anxious.
- Prisons that don't look too bad. Better than my dorm room, in fact.
- Beyoncé is banned from the pyramids, because sometimes a diva is the female version of a dick.
- The world record for number of Christmas lights! Great job, guys. You did it.
- 16 sexy celebrity selfies. More dudes than you'll want, but I enjoy it.
- Barney is G major is kind of how I remember the original version.
- Feeling Cagey? It's so internety I can't even take it.
- And hot girls with tattoos. Don't tell your girlfriend you're into that.
[video via Barstool]