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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Richard Branson dressed up like a lady. Turns out he has great legs. 
• Animal Livestreams! Go ahead. Watch baby ducks all day.
• Goldblumings might be the best single-topic tumblr ever.
• Meet wheelie man. He does wheelies like, all the time.
• Hot girls wash cars with their boobs. Women's rights!
• Kanye West ran his face into a sign, promptly flips the fuck out.
• Everyone wants to live on Mars, which is weird because Mars looks boring as shit.
• Mind the gap is all about girl's butts in underwear. I'm really delivering the T&A today.
• A woman got arrested on a flight and wouldn't stop singing I Will Always Love You. I honestly don't see the problem here.
• And here's what a missed connection in Alaska looks like. Hint: birding.

[photo via Buzzfeed]

"Like, for one, some of us can't sing but we try anyway just because we're hot." -Katy Perry

[via The High Definite]

Last week, I whined like a little bitch about how no one ever suggests Fan Favorites.

You guys came through and gave me a lot of solid suggestions.  THANK YOU.  I'm glad I have to beg.

Unfortunately, I can one use one video each week.  So I picked Colton's suggestion because it teaches a valuable lesson: I'm not overlooking any of you.  If you keep suggesting, I'll get to you eventually.

Unless your suggestions suck.  Then I'm overlooking you.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Everyone knows there are plenty of hot babes at Arizona State.  Why do you think we went there in the first place??

So you'll certainly want to check out this longer version of Hot Girls Eating Hot Things in This Miserable Skin Cancer-Filled Oven You Call a Campus.  Preferably somewhere with air conditioning.

Girl 1: OMG, we're hot. I wonder if guys look at our asses.

Girl 2: LOL, let's do an experiment.

Girl 1: OMG, good idea. But how will we know if they're looking at our asses because we're hot or because we have a camera attached to it and that's not something people are used to seeing on a butt?

Girl 2: IDK. Does it matter?

Girl 1: LOL. Of course not. BTW, we're hot.

[via HuffPo]

Yes, this video is called "Hot Girls Risky Business Fail," but keep in mind, those girls are 15.  So you can enjoy watching them nearly slide to their deaths, but that's it.

What's even more enjoyable, however, is giving Fanny and Caitlin a chance to redeem themselves.

Watch Daniel as he gives the Risky Business Girls a second chance at their big Tom Cruise moment in an all new episode of Tosh.0 this Wednesday at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central.

Want more redemption?  You can check out all of our Web Redemptions right here on the blog as well as exclusive additional interview footage with our Extended Redemptions.

I'm afraid to say anything mean because this dude might come after me looking for some payblack, but here goes:

• I don't know how he's going to handle both of those girls at once. He might have to put one of them on the black burner.
• Say what you will about appearances, but I know this guy and he would literally give you the shirt off his black.
• Or, as one BuzzFeed user put it: "I want to make him black and blue by popular demand."

As I've probably just proven, you can't replace "back" with "black" and then suddenly think you're a bad-ass. Wearing a do-rag doesn't work either.

[via BuzzFeed]

Tumblr Weakmay be over, but that doesn't mean that people won't keep making weak Tumblrs. This one, Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit, is equally unenlightening. Like always, I needn't spell out the concept — it's right there in the name.

Hey — weirdo who stalks girls walking their dogs — I'm talking to you: Yes, we think you're dog shit, but don't flatter yourself. We do not think that hot chicks are going to pick you up.

Unless you want your neighborhood to be suddenly littered with dog crap, I wouldn't forward this link on to your neighbors. They'll get the wrong idea about you. However, if you already have that problem, enjoy a video (below) that you can post to your Facebook profile as anotherpassive-aggressive way of telling them to clean up after their animals.

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