james franco

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• James Franco is hilarious. I'm laughing at him, not with him.
• I Fucked My Aunt feat. T-Pain is an actual song. Guess what it's about!
• This guy is my personal hero. Seriously nailed it.
• Kobe Bryant tweeted a photo of his achilles surgery and now my feet hurt.
• Bacon hot dogs are here in time for summer. Meat in meat. Yum.
• Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine just gave USC $70 million dollars. Hell yes, Fight On.
• Here are 26 excellent faceplants, because injury is hysterical unless it happens to you.
• This is a weird video. But I think you'll like it.
• So what ARE the benefits of an orgasm? Besides orgasming, obviously.
• DJs complaining really made my day. You spoiled little fucks.
• BONUS LINK: Adriana Lima's Instagram. Gotta keep my ducklings happy.

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Effortless. Which isn't the same as "no effort." I think.

[via Daily of the Day]

Shhh! James Franco is acting.

[via Vulture]

The Oscars happened last night.

Host James Franco was either high or very bored because he barely showed up for the job. But who can blame him? Awards ceremonies are a snore. Even last night's show which aimed to be hip and appealing to younger audiences.

There was one moment of greatness, however. And that was the Gregory Brothers' auto-tuned mashup of this year's unintentional musicals. Besides that, bleh.

They're going to have to do better than a distracted James Franco to capture our attention for that long.

Daniel Tosh for host of the 84th Academy Awards, anyone?

[via Gigaom]

I was too high to watch the Oscars.  James Franco was too high to host the Oscars.

Unfortunately, only one of us got a photo op with Oprah out of the deal.  (That's from James Franco's Twitter.  Yes, he was tweeting during the Oscars — and looking very high while doing it.)

Gawker did a great job handpicking some quotes from Oscar reviews alluding to Franco's accused state:

"Heavy-lidded and smirky" (The Washington Post); "A tad bewildered" (Moviefone); "Mellow" (Entertainment Weekly); "Distant [and] uninterested" (The Hollywood Reporter); "Distracted" (Los Angeles Times); "Bored" (BBC); "[In] a haze" (Time); "Preparing for a remake of Dazed and Confused" (USA Today).

To be fair — "bored," "uninterested," "distracted" — he was at The Oscars, the most boring 4-hour-plus event on television.  Why would I wait the length of a movie to see an award being given to a movie I didn't see?

That's exactly why I didn't watch them.  Still, from what I've heard, putting the always loopy Franco next to the super-straight edge Anne Hathaway made for an interesting pairing.

Next year's hosts: Dakota Fanning and Charlie Sheen on mushrooms!

That should… do… something…  [shrug]

James Franco is a pro actor, fiction writer, self-kisser, crossdresser, and masturbator. Basically, he is the best at everything he attempts.

And so it makes sense that there should be a college class about James Franco. And said college class should clearly be created by James Franco.

From The Hollywood Reporter:

The Oscar-nominated actor has teamed up with Columbia College Hollywood ? based in Tarzana, Calif. ? to offer a 12-student editing class where they will create a half-hour documentary using footage from his film career.

The class is called Master Class: Editing James Franco … With James Franco.

"Can we get my name in the title of the course twice?" -James Franco

If your Christmas was anything like James Franco's, it must have been fun.

Your grandma said some bad words, your brother followed you around with a camera, and you spent the whole day uploading shit to Funny or Die.

Sounds about right.

[via Gawker]

Ryan Gosling reading Fuck Yeah! Ryan Gosling is the new James Franco kissing James Franco.

[via TheHD]

We get it, James Franco. We get it. You think masturbation is art.

[via Vulture]

Didja hear? James Franco and Anne Hathaway are hosting the 2011 Oscars together!

According to producers Bruce Cohen and Don Mischer, "James Franco and Anne Hathaway personify the next generation of Hollywood icons? fresh, exciting and multi-talented."

Also, prone to hours of masturbation. Icons, ladies and gentlemen. Icons!

[via Deadline]