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They're Both Adopted

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 27, 2014 at 10:00AM

"Do you have any poop bags? I'm all out."

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No Peeing While Erotically Asphyxiating An LP

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 28, 2013 at 3:00PM

It seems like an overly specific sign, but for whatever reason this corner is a haven for sexual deviants who love little people, choking, and urine.

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Of Course, Wal-Mart

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 9, 2013 at 1:00PM

"Excuse me, which aisle are your turtle eggs in?"

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It's SOOO Cute

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 24, 2013 at 10:00PM

Wish I could have a sandal but I'm allergic.

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First Rule Of Parenting: Don't Do This

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 24, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I told you, Timmy: wishing for a better life only makes the bag feel tighter."

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