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The New Jersey Nets' DeShawn Stevenson recently posted a photo to Instagram prominently displaying that he has an ATM in his kitchen

Makes sense.� Sometimes women need to take out cash too.

[via CBS News]

Are you serious, dude?� Are you really going to say that around your kid?

You know they never call traveling in the NBA.� Teach your daughter basketball properly.

Plus you probably shouldn't be cursing around a 2-year-old.

[via Reddit]

That was actually revenge for a wedgie the camera didn't catch.

[via BWE]

"Sorry, we're currently out of Jeremy Lin jerseys, but we're expecting another shipment of masking tape any day now."

[via Izismile]

Hey, I have an idea… How about waiting to see if he can "lin" any games with Carmelo Anthony in the lineup before we start flooding New York City with an army of half-Asian, half-Staten-Island-whore babies.

[via BuzzFeed]

Since I know that Joakim Noah actually is a horrible dancer because I went to college with him and have seen him dance and also (fun fact!) his hair touched the top of our ceiling when he walked through our dorm hallway, I'm guessing that the rest of Will Ferrell's introductions are also 100% true.

If you're a bird, I'm a bird, Derrick Rose.

He announced the Hornets lineup too. It's after the jump…
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Some recent photos of Shaquille O'Neal and his beau Nicole ?Hoopz? Alexander have taken the Internet by storm today …primarily because she's 5'2" and he's taller than the rest of us combined.

AT THIS POINT YOU'RE READING THIS TO AVOID PICTURING THEM HAVING SEX.

Clicking this link won't help.� (SFW, but NSFL)

[via Best Week Ever/image via Reddit]

Ohio Governor John Kasich has signed an official resolution naming the Dallas Mavericks "organization, friends, family and fans as honorary Ohioans" for defeating the Miami Heat and LeBron James in the NBA Finals.

Thus marking the first time a team has ever forfeited an NBA Championship as to avoid becoming named "honorary Ohioans."

A spokesman for the Dallas Mavericks organization was quoted as saying, "Nah… We're good� Thanks."

[via The High Definite]

I can never put these f%#@ing Transformers back together completely.

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