Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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"Hold on a second here, honey. Let me check out the lunch time deal."
"Dear lord! That woman isn't kissing a penis at all! She's kissing a bird! It's one thing for a woman to be putting a beautiful penis near her lips, but a filthy bird… Disgusting. Let's take our business elsewhere."
[via I Am Bored]
I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.
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When you first start the video above, you see a room with a giant "X" in front of it.
But guess what happens next?
You suddenly realize this guy has way, way too much time on his hands.
[via UniqueDaily]

Greenpro Productions has attempted to find a niche for his YouTube channel by posting videos of optical illusions. A couple of these vids have even reached near-viral status: His "Shady Optical Illusion" has gotten over 300,000 views since he put it online three weeks ago.
But after digging a little deeper into his collection of uploads, it quickly became apparent where he got his user name from: This dude must be a total professional at smoking greens to think some of these "illusions" are interesting.
Take the "Impossible Illusion!" from above, for example. You know why it's impossible? Because it's not an illusion! It's — LAME SPOILER ALERT! — tied with a f*cking string!
A string! That isn't an illusion! That's a physical property! If he wasn't shooting this with an old camera in crap light, it would be totally obvious this whole "illusion" was B.S. from the get-go.
So what do you think…

This optical illusion of "Four Perfectly Round Circles" has shot to the top of both Digg and Reddit in the past 24 hours. (You can trace the circles with your finger to see that, yes, they are circles.)
Typically, I love interesting illusions, but this one just makes me nauseous. If I wanted to find an image on the Internet to make me vomit yesterday, I would have hunted down the leaked Vanessa Hudgens pics. (The only thing worse than a former teen-star train wreck is a wannabe former teen-star train wreck. Please go let your career die somewhere where I don't have to look at it.)
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