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John Westwood, a 45-year-old New York bookkeeper, is offering oral sex to any qualifying woman. And he's so serious about it, he left a few handwritten notecards in women's magazines with his phone number on the back.
In case you're interested, that number is (718) 446-0424.
Westwood promised Gawker there is "nothing freaky-looking" about him.
Phew. That was my main concern.
This stranger wants to give me and every other woman aged 18 to 59 powerful orgasms? Fine. But what does he look like?