New Every Tuesday

Vote Now

Catch Tosh on Tour

Flower Child

WATCH FULL EPISODES
CAPTION CHALLENGE

Watch three different full episodes every Tuesday.

Has Daniel made it? You Decide!

See Daniel doing stand-up live on tour and be forever changed. Buy tickets now!

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke in the comments.

TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

#whatyou'resaying

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 2, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0

Wysthedevil1

Hey, she didn't ask to be Jewish.

All new episodes Tuesdays at 10/9c. Watch full episodes online now!

Tags: 

daughter

, 

devil

, 

haters

, 

mom

, 

mother

, 

parent

, 

tosh

, 

tosh.0

, 

tweets

, 

twitter

, 

What You're Saying

#videos

Joking Aside, I Never Wanted Kids

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 3:00PM

"And that one's for ruining your mother's figure."

[via College Humor]thumbballpit

All new episodes Tuesdays at 10/9c. Watch full episodes online now!

Tags: 

ball pit

, 

dad

, 

father

, 

kid

, 

parent

, 

parenting

, 

parenting fail

#pics

Those Things Are Meant For Any Kind Of Bike, Right?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 15, 2013 at 12:00PM

unsafebaby

What's awesome about it is they can weave in between traffic.

[via Acid Cow]

All new episodes Tuesdays at 10/9c. Watch full episodes online now!

Tags: 

baby

, 

bad

, 

bicycle

, 

bike

, 

child

, 

danger

, 

moped

, 

mototcycle

, 

parent

, 

parenting

, 

safe

, 

safety

, 

wtf

#pics

Being A Single Parent In The 21st Century Is Tough

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 5, 2013 at 2:00PM

segwaystroller

Usually their dog skateboards behind them.

[via Izismile]

All new episodes Tuesdays at 10/9c. Watch full episodes online now!

Tags: 

baby

, 

fail

, 

kid

, 

mom

, 

parent

, 

parenting

, 

segway

, 

stroller

, 

wtf

#pics

Time To Learn A New Word, Kids

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 27, 2013 at 10:00AM

OK: "You have a beautiful daughter."

[via Izismile]

All new episodes Tuesdays at 10/9c. Watch full episodes online now!

Tags: 

angry

, 

ballpen

, 

dad

, 

daughter

, 

fail

, 

father

, 

fuck

, 

fucking face

, 

parent

, 

parenting fail

, 

playground

, 

say it to my fucking face

, 

shirt

, 

t-shirt

#pics

Parenting Is All About Showing Them The World

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 21, 2013 at 10:00AM

"You expect me to travel with my kids AND keep their airflow unobstructed?"

[via Izismile]

All new episodes Tuesdays at 10/9c. Watch full episodes online now!

Tags: 

breathe

, 

die

, 

fail

, 

family

, 

parent

, 

parenting

, 

photo

, 

ponchos

, 

sites

, 

tour

, 

travel

#pics

First Rule Of Parenting: Don't Do This

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 24, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I told you, Timmy: wishing for a better life only makes the bag feel tighter."

[via Acid Cow]

All new episodes Tuesdays at 10/9c. Watch full episodes online now!

Tags: 

bag

, 

kids

, 

leash

, 

parent

, 

parenting

, 

parenting fail

, 

plastic bag

, 

redneck

, 

trash

, 

trash bag

, 

trashbag

, 

white trash

#pics

How Do You Know If You're A Bad Parent?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 9, 2013 at 11:00AM

Crushing your kid in a shopping cart is one thing, but buying Shasta cola?? You're a monster.

[via The Clearly Dope]

All new episodes Tuesdays at 10/9c. Watch full episodes online now!

Tags: 

cart

, 

child

, 

children

, 

cola

, 

grocery

, 

kid

, 

parent

, 

parenting

, 

shasta

, 

store

, 

wtf

#pics

This Dessert Tray Sucks (Nipples)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 4, 2013 at 12:00PM

And it smells like baby poo.

[via Acid Cow]

All new episodes Tuesdays at 10/9c. Watch full episodes online now!

Tags: 

baby

, 

cake

, 

dad

, 

dessert

, 

eat

, 

fail

, 

hold

, 

parent

, 

tray

, 

wtf

#pics

'Turn It To The Side, Son'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 17, 2012 at 4:00PM

I feel like he would hit it off really well with her.

By "hit it off" I mean they'd have sex with the door open while their kids played with fire ten feet away.

[via I am Bored]

All new episodes Tuesdays at 10/9c. Watch full episodes online now!

Tags: 

dad

, 

fail

, 

father

, 

gangster

, 

gun

, 

parent

, 

parenting

, 

son

PREVIOUS 1 2 3 4

More Recent Tosh.0 Blog Posts

So You're Saying This Works? Read More
This Is A Really Good Dad Read More
That Stoner From Teen Mom, All Grown Up Read More

WHAT'S HOT

Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored

Posted: 03/12/13

Total Views: 188,061

30 For 30.0 - Nerf Hoops - Uncensored

Posted: 05/14/13

Total Views: 119,722

Web Redemption - Fat Bottle Ninja

Posted: 03/12/13

Total Views: 106,819

Monkey Workout - Uncensored

Posted: 03/12/13

Total Views: 99,289

I Did a Handrail

Posted: 04/30/13

Total Views: 98,821

A Turn for the Worse

(10 Videos)

Posted: 02/05/13

Total Views: 2,215,818

The Craziest Things You'll Ever See

(8 Videos)

Posted: 01/11/11

Total Views: 2,611,825

Bad Decisions

(16 Videos)

Posted: 12/04/12

Total Views: 4,577,667

Tosh Top 5 College Clips

(5 Videos)

Posted: 09/20/11

Total Views: 1,485,732

Tosh Top 5 Strip Clips

(5 Videos)

Posted: 02/03/10

Total Views: 3,320,412