Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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Do you guys ever have that nightmare where your wife has a head and mouth and she's using it to tell you about her day?
[via Happy Place]
It makes perfect sense to hug a vibrating pillow with your phone in it because if the person you were talking to was in the room with you, you would hug them for your whole conversation.
It's weird but that's what you do.
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[via Oddity Central]
According to the product site, OSTRICH offers a micro environment in which to take a warm and comfortable power nap at ease. Its soothing cave-like interior shelters and isolates our head and hands (mind, senses and body) for a few minutes, without needing to leave our desk.
Ah, yes. A cave pillow. I think this is basically what Ryan Reynolds gets stuck in in the movie Buried. I didn't see it because I'm claustrophobic and the previews made me hyperventilate. But I assume that his pillow, voiced by Sandra Bullock, held him hostage in what turned out to be a light-hearted comedy.
Anyway, sleepy desk jobbers. Suffocate yourself with a cave pillow today!
[via Geekologie]
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What's even creepier than looking exactly like him is the fact that she makes out with that pillow every night.
[via The Chive]
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